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Catch/Throw the Object!

Started by Sable-Xeno, June 09, 2015, 02:13:55 AM

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Sable-Xeno

*Uses reflector to deflect the pokeball. A Meowth comes out of the pokeball, and chucks a giant coin at the next poster

Artwork drawn by Somnax (FA), 5th Gen Pokemon sprite bases made by Pokemon-Diamond (DA).

SyraxAxoJaxco

* SyraxAxoJaxco uses "Megidolaon" !

*The giant coin shatters into bits, barraging the next poster. :bad_straight_face:

Randomizer

*Shrugs it off*

*Sends in a rampaging Black Hound to the next poster*





Fennekin

*Destroys with flamethrower and too many grenades* :bad_straight_face:
*Throws a Death Moo at the next poster* ;)


Painty

#54
After tirelessly scanning the forum's raw code for a fun, but dormant forum game for a whole 20 minutes, I decided to just click on the link with the old threads on it, and I finally discovered this. Now that I think about it, I wonder if I should really be posting on this outdated..... eh. That WAH has been left in the Streams of the Infinite Past and Future for far too long.

...


*Painty pulls out his Handy Dandy Notebook How long has it been since you heard that? What? Never? Figures. and starts sketching (with paint, mind you) a glass jar. The static image wiggles off the page and magically transforms into a 3D object. He then cannonballs into the Streams of the Infinite Past and Future and finds the WAH that has somehow fallen into it, continuing to make a "BEING THROWN" motion, thus still following the physical properties of this forum game. He opens the painty jar and catches the WAH with it. He takes out his Handy Dandy Notebook again (...that name...) and sketches a dove, with which he delicately shoves the jar inside as it materializes, and sends off out of the Stream, and into the forum. Painty further ventures into the Stream of the Infinite Past and Future to contemplate on his life choices and to foresee what is to come. On his spiritual journey, he happens to pass by a physical manifestation of the last post on the "Who Has the Cookie" or whatever it was called thread. He wonders if he should search for it on the actual website, but also keeps in mind the precious time he had wasted looking for this thread (20 minutes.) He also wonders if anyone would care if it suddenly reappeared in the surface world, or if they would bother continuing the war on the last living cookie. After all, there are plenty of other, maybe even better snacking desserts in the world, like Twinkies.^U^ So, he decides to leave it be. For now.*






THE END (because it's very likely no one will reply to this from being turned off by the ridiculously long text wall.)

Randomizer

Cool story bro, but I think you're suppose to throw something at the next user :sad_face:

So, I'm just gonna assume that you've thrown that Handy Dandy Notebook on me :|

Moving on...



*Randomizer was struck with the thrown notebook since he fell asleep due to Painty's lame story :angry2:

*It was super effective x_x

*Randomizer proceeds to throw a Nokia 3310 at the next poster :lookinleft:




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Painty

#56
Uh, I don't wanna be rude here, but if you read it more carefully (or if I was clearer with my words), you would've found out that I force fed my jar into that innocent dove I basically gave birth to, then threw it back, therefore the dove is the object that I threw, therefore I threw an object. But since the latest post is law, I'll just pretend I threw the notebook. So, in an act of defense against that surprisingly devastating cell phone, Painty...

Oops, sorry.

*Painty sets up a wall entirely made of extremist tech nerds that he ordered online. It collapses the moment it spawns. However, that was Painty's plan all along. Now that the wall's rigid structure had been demolished, the nerds were free to create any formation their extremist nerd minds could conceive. As this happens, Painty questions Amazon's decision to package them in the way they did, let alone sell living humans. The nerds lock arms and form a giant cartwheel and ram into the Nokia, converting it into dust, but at the price of not being able to use it. :{ Painty is satisfied with the results. Painty throws his satisfaction (somehow) at the next user.*

also, hey! I spend a solid... wait, I already made a joke about pretending 20 minutes is a long time. Never mind. Just don't get used to contradicting yourself. Or hurting other people's feewings. :(

Voka~Daemyn

* Vokadae Uploads and continuously copies the "satisfaction" into the cpu cache until an unspecified am3 socket amd cpu's cache is full
* Vokadae violently tears the whole cpu out heatsink and all while it's still on like some mad barbarian in a drunken rage.
* Vokadae presses cpu onto a metal desk and begins dancing erratically and sometimes ritualistically on top of the tiny area of the cpu even doing ballerina twirls.
* Vokadae stops dancing and presses foot into the cpu and begins swishing and grinding it around on the metal desk in a gentle arc.
* Vokadae finally picks cpu back up and hurls it like a shuriken at the next poster.

R.I.P Cpu.
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Klonoa DtP Playthrough : http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzi0N7-iVFsUr0N84a42yBM92o5VV0P2w
http://bandainamcoent.co.jp/cs/list/klonoa/relay-essay/essay-11.html

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Fennekin

*Fennekin ducks. :bad_straight_face:
*Fennekin throws a holiday album at the next user. ;)
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Rupurudu!

*Rupurudu! catches the holiday album and puts it in a drawer. :)
*Rupurudu! throws a 90000 page .pdf document at the next user. x_x