Okay, so once again this died down...so, what better way to revive it with THE BEST RECAP EVER?!?
and this is STILL in no way a bump. No, really.One day, Klonoa of the wind went food shopping. Then he found the Monado, which can be traced on a sketchpad! What he didn't expect, though...was a Ghadius fruit...which danced, suddenly! So Klonoa said, "What the deuce?", but in Phantomilian. So then, Guntz met Klonoa and said something about lemon pizza pies, and Armored Moos. Klonoa and Guntz also went to check out the Never ending stoooooorrryyyyyyy~. The problem is, it DOES end.
So our heroes went to the Kingdom of Joliant, which surprised Lolo, because she had one extra ticket, which left room for Seconds! So, Klonoa, Guntz, and Lolo rode a freakishly insane rollercoaster. Klonoa got a migraine from Guntz's loud mouth, and taped it up. Then he punched himself in the head abruptly, and got amnesia! Which causes him to forget things, obviously.
Lolo made him so confused, because he didn't recognize her. Then she got help from Popka. He said "You should go see the High Priestess. She has an ancient cure, and some Pepsi."
The High Priestess said the cure was to let them all go to "Bionis" which was used to gently OBLITERATE the giant peach fuzz, which promptly exploded into glittery pieces of cotton candy. Thereafter, they decided to PAR-TAY at Joliant...again.
Guntz got spooked by the Haunted Mansion, to which Lolo hung onto Klonoa, and the the Ninjas attacked! So, Hewpoe got ready to be shot, by JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!, who has fleas and ticks. He then has a feeling that Garlen was breaking the rules, invoking the wrath of Guntz!
He said "@&#$!", then said "@&#$!" again. After which he was impounded by somebody named Mario, with his brother, Green Mario! Whom then tripped onto a deadly hole, that lead to Bowser's Castle, which was very big.
He called help From Klonoa, who was busy, and left a message to Strider Hiryu, And said, "I am very busy...So please, don't annoy me, Thanks." After that, Lolo slapped Joka with a fish, which stops any clown from turning into Death Stare Monster. Which was good. After that, Guntz started talking aboutThe Klonoa Forums, and said, "Sable is very active."
...Suddenly, Sable exploded!...It was effective!...At doing nothing!
After this, Popka said something about Ryu Hoshi's training, and that thing which was fast, and blue. Which it's Sonic the Hedgehog! Suddenly Sable was growing trees. And Villager cut'em'off, making Sable suddenly get smashed off By Duck Hunt! after that, Sonic picked up a giant tree and broke his leg. and broke villager's le- "That's FOUR words!" ...And broke his leg so hard that time itself warped around him, and got lost In Lumiose City, with Ness and Klonoa and Shulk.
They fought eachother, But then stopped because klonoa self-destructed, So Shulk won. And Ness too! So now they fight with fame, and must finish on Final Destination, in vengeance for Master Hand's Breakfast, which was ruined by Crazy Hand! Because he was CRAAAAZY, of course. Then Master Core turned into Dark Lucario, and owned Dark Dark Pit, with Aura Sphere! So then a Super Black Pikchu Thundered' Klonoa, who was revived and killed, then revived, and outta stock of surplus Meatloafs! Then, A newcomer...It's...RED SAVARIN!
Then, It rushed, Riding the Dahak with Jak and Daxter, who are eating mashed potatoes. In response, Klonoa found Joka's Footsteps, like Blue's Clues! So, Klonoa rushed-to-find-him, which he did! And defeated Joka, who turned into a red spy! "Red Spy in a cardboard box!", yelled Red, as he's Red too! Shulk gasped, because he wears red!
"Red, Redd n'Reddy!" said Shulk, then Klonoa grabbed the Cardboard Box and threw it at The Spy, which was sappin' mah Janga's Foul Brain! "Dat grape drank," was all Red's fault, because he forgot to steal the MUNADO! So he did. Then, SHULK RAGED!!!!! Using his rage, he attacked Red! Using Dahak, Red ordered Jak to pick rotten lemons, and slap Daxter. In retaliation, Kirby has joined and Registered on Skype! Shulk facepalmed so hard, that he broke his nose with great force, which caused Daxter to slap Jak!!
So now they found Lolo! Klonoa professes his love with her, and says, "TEMEE!", so grabs Lolo's hand hugs her. Now They kiss. AWKWARDLY, and tackles her with his HAMMER! And kiss her! Then she slaps Klonoa with fish-force, Not much unlike an angry person being a clown on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!...with Wheatly's "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"!
But then a thing happened. Potatoes raining everywhere! Guntz is jealous of Cloud's big sword, and Sephiroth's Tallsword...And Squall's GUNsword. But just then, Something happened! Tails readied his Magic-hand, and then...*poof!* He disappeared, FOREVER! "All aircraft report!" said Fox McCloud. Because they could attack Donkey Kong.
"All my rings...are gone...NOOOOOOO!!!!" and also lemons, Which then attacked Strider Hiryu using their LEMONY JUICES! and it was...WARIO! Dressed as a Doctor. He was giving prescriptions..."FART 'TILL DEATH!", Which upset Fox. He attacked Dr.Wario, With his FIYAAAAAAAAAH! It was effective!...At doing NOTHING! "Hue hue hue", said that guy who did that thing over there.
The corn was On FIRE!, so Falco tried to use his FEIYAH!, but he failed. So instead, Shulk used his MAUNDO to cut apples. But it was actually a TOMATO! So, Sable punched himself in the F-Zero race course! and got run-over by a reindeer. "OH MY ARCEUS!" said Captain Falcon. Suddenly, Klonoa jumped with Lolo into the "Tubular" level! It was dangerous!...And TUBULAR! Socks were raining there.
Lolo looked up at Janga's creepy special eyes. "NO!" thinking "JANGA OLD FOUL-MOUTHED KITTY Old as Frick!" said Joka, so Janga replied, "YES!" KLONOA GASP'D! "JOOOKAAAAAA! SHOW ME YOUR POKEYMANS!", said Captain Crunch, because a Metal Dark Pit was about to clean his clock! "LOLNOPE!" said Joka, As Kingsonn Dededoo said, "Oh, POOP!", to which Sable retorted, "NO! THIS...IS A POTATO!"
"NO WAY!" said Wolf, driving a BLUE-MARINE!!!
While MEGA BIRD JESUS CRASHED ON WATER
, and then the planet of Aquas EXPLODED! Very slowly. "FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Slippy, as he then threw a wrench which EXPLODED! Unsurprisingly. Which soon caused a chain reaction! Causing CYBEAST FALZAR to become a Dietician! Because reasons. "UNFORGIVABLE!!!" shrieked Joka, as Cybeast Gregar commanded her minions to eat cheese, but her mechs were lactose intolerant. " DX " she emoted...and then "XD". Because her conquest was Nobunaga's Ambition!
"JAPAN IS MINE!!!!!"
"No, it's THEIRS!" said Fax McClaoud. While Shulk backflipped, and Mewtwo kept beating up Dr.Mario, as his medicine had cured Cancer! Joka was not even there...*vanishes*. So they started to do stuff!
"Rupurudu!
" said Klonoa, as he tripped on that potato. "NO! MY POTATO!" Chuck Norris Ran!!! Suddenly..."FALCON, PUUUNCH!" So fast, that is faaaaaaaar faster...than...I forget. Doesn't matter, 'cause We're SONIC! HEROES! Eggman's mustache then has been OWNED, By DR. WILY!
Wily then begged For Guntz' forgiveness, but PROTO-MAN Didn't buy it. Instead, he attacked Megaman, who wasn't eating snacks now! So, it started a war between reds and blues, and greenies and also yellow guys. THEY'RE ALLOYS!!!!!!!!!!! "EVERYONE, SPLIT UP!" "NO!" said the Miis. So, the Wireframes and the Warframes, and the Polygons, and the Clones, and Dark Pit, and Doctor Mario, and- "STOP TALKING!" And` "STAPH IT!" Infuriated, Shulk ran into Sable and got a scorning.
SUDDENLY, GUNTZ JOINS!...THEN STUFF HAPPENS! THEN DARAI BANNED-banned EVRYBODY! Except Himself and Aura. ...And also Sable.
And the starmembers...BUT NOT JOHN...AND NOT RUPURUDU! So, John Smith became a SourceMember, and asked Namco to make Klonoa3! Using Ghost hosting! And some sites, and some copyrights... :sad face: ...and some permissions...and some Potatoes...and some @Scroptels...and- "STOP TALKING!"
*Huggles Wuggles Buggles*, The Cuddling Team, went to Hyrule Castle, where Link met a Fujoshi and Pikachu, with lotsa Forbidden Books, which Ganondorf uses to throw them into Robin's Book, which tips scales! "For Auir!" chanted the choir, who merely wanted to sing "SABLE", which is awesomely epic. So naturally, they NEVER GIVE UP, TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS! But then Andross took over Lylat!
Gregar said, "Can't ...not...UNLOSE! I...WILL take over...The Klonoa Forums!" After that, Pikachu became DARK PIKACHUUUUU!!!! And it punched the living daylights with dark THUNDER! Gregar went "＞：Ｄ" Then, GANONDORF ATTACKED! Sable used counter! GANONDORF, DENIED, LINK threw a book! "He's... too... strong!" "Not into the head!" said Ganondorf. "It BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!" So, the Light Arrows became DARK Arrows, because DARK PIT's arrows are DARK. and his Final Smash is his THING, which eventually killed EVERYBODY.
Tomatoes that were Maximum...to the MAX! SABLE reversed time To February, 2008! It is Brawl's release date. And then, Sakurai raged. So, Mewtwo was inside Brawl, and tried replacing Lucario! but, REGGIE REFUSED! So he, Ridley, and Iwata, fought for the right, with Ganondorf's Sword to be PLAYABLE! Suddenly, Klonoa came! AND BECAME PLAYABLE!
"One Fateful Night..." In the year 20XX, Dr. Light built a robot. This robot was BLUE! And MEGA. He couldn't defeat Captain Falcon easily, because Airman was really, really cheap. But with ORANGES, and coconuts, and BEAST OUT Mode. He died!...EASILY!
"Choose a File"
..."Delete this file?"
Your Name, Please.
My name?...Ashley.
Your favorite thing?
"Uh...magic? Duh."
Now, Let's go!
Suddenly, in Onett...Someone came out...
It was Frank!
and Ashley!
They met together, so they fought crime! with Batman! That...well, that's awesome. Because Robin wasn't tipping the scales, and too useless. Instead, they recruited Darai and Reggie, whom had powers of banning, and having ready bodies, with OP Banhammers!
So, with their Kappa modes: ＥＮＡＢＬＥＤ, They SET OFF! For HONOR, and For FUN! Which they fought Iwata! But Iwata's programming is poor, Sakurai was not ready, so Sakurai summoned Palutena!
Palutena used the great "2slow" beam, which made Dark Pit too OP in Smash. And Pit's Clone, and Dark Pit, and Shiny Pit, And Metal Pit, and Burning Pit, And Doctor Pit, and Super Pit, and Giant Pit, and Mini Pits, and Armed Pits, and Unarmed Pits, and Pit!...Jr?, With Master Pit, and CRAAAAAAAaaaazy Pit!, and NES Pit, and Stamina-Giant-Invisible-Flower-Reflective-Angled-SLOW Pit, and TURBO PIT, and Mega Pit, A bottomless pit, and High Pit, and Peach Pit, and Mario Pit, and Black Pit, and White Pit, and "STOP TALKING!"...and "HAHA, NO!"
Furiously, Rigby tackled Dragon Kirby to vent his frustration. After that, Fans of Regular Show requested Ken Masters and Harrison Ford to spam HADOUKEN!!!
And they requested there be PUDDING! and it waaaasss...NOT PUDDING! *gasp!* It was SUPRISING...And VERY suspenseful...and VERY slow.
So, Mordecai was too busy for partying on tuesday, and met Captain OLIMAR! And Captain FALCON! WITH SUPERIOUR PUNCHES! His Punches destroy SUNS AND Moons!...and also the SKIES and also that Moo. "NOT THE MOO!" "ANYTHING BUT MOO!" It fell over...and over, and then yelled ('∀`)＜ＯＢＪＥＣＴＩＯＮ！
Suddenly, Alex tripped! Because there was a slippery floor. The floor exploded, and began arguing about that cake, which fell onto that GIANT OVEN!!!
...with THE THING! "Oh, no!" cried Klonoa, who was starving! "That cake...Was my FATHER!" "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
screamed Cake.
Guntz was unimpressed. So he decided to facepalm. HARD. He promptly fainted...! Appearantly, PANGO BOMBS MISSED... like always. "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GIGANATIC BOOMMBBBAAARRR!"It did something!
IT DESTROYED 200 Thousand Million atoms, with a raging fury of BROOKLIYN! "YOU'RE RICK ROLLED!" said Rick Astley!
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ After Rupurudu! trolled, he decided to troll some more! He used Kappa...
Lots
of
Kappa.
And Klonoa's TROLLFACE.
...Sable was unimpresses.
And very disappoint......as was Serene.
So they decided to go ADVENTURING! There, they met Emperor Verde, who spammed [GIL TOSS]!!!!
"A CRITICAL HIT!!!"
: "Hah? Huh? Heeh?" Wild Kappa fainted!
...As a result...
