Huh. It looks like someone finally thought of it. Banning is banned. Took 'em long enough. Well, I happen to have a copy of my speech for this exact moment.
**painty clears throat**
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If you're listening to this, then stop it. This is a bunch of text. No sound is going to emit from it anytime soon. If you're reading this and you're the one who banned people from banning , then you have possibly just made the biggest mistake of your life. This thread was the only place where people could mindlessly criticize every other person's petty imperfections and simulate the action of punishing them for said imperfections without actually doing it. What will happen if you take that away from them? Your paradoxal series of tiny digital symbols that apparently make words when put together may render powerful in this realm, but what of the world outside!? People will start banning each other for realzies! They'll start banning the moderators. They'll replace all the kawaiilicious Klonoa emoticons with the glove one. AND THEN! THEY'LL TURN THIS INTO A SONIC FORUM!!!! DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE, VOKADE!?!?!? So that being said, I. BAN. YOU. FOR MAKING THIS SENTENCE BANNED SINCE WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BAN ANYMORE!! #justice #swag(?) #outdatedwhenitwasinvented #mindlessrage #sonicforum #hashtags #really #whatdotheyevenmean #hopefullythiswillactuallydosomethinguseful #Imadethisfiveyearsago•_•
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Whew. Sorry I had to dump all of that rage on you even though we've never even met, it's just that I had a lot of spare time in jail and I didn't want it to go to...Wait, you weren't serious? Well, then... ... There's only one thing I can think of saying, right now: Hi. I'm Painty.
