[Sable-Xeno]

Sable steals the cookie from Darai...and as punishment for stealing from an adminitstrator, he is bannad from the forums. Oh, and he has to wear the cone of shame!

...Okay, I made up that part about being banned, but he still has to wear the cone.

"...Rage...building...Aura...intensifying..."

[dummy]

FEEL THE POWER OF AURAAAAA!

* ALOIYD grabs the cookie from Sable-Xeno

* ALOIYD throws it on the air

Then, the cookie did reach the space, and mysteriously it did hit a giant ship.

[Sable-Xeno]

Sable uses his amazing cone of shame (and his ability to make up physics) to...um...get the cookie!

...No wait, that sounds stupid.

How about...using the Rayquaza body his soul possessed at some point in the shoutbox, he flies into space and gets the cookie! He boards the ship, too, but it's kinda cramped in there for a Rayquaza.

[Sable-Xeno]

...Suddenly, after an utter lack of activity, Sable turns back into a Lucario!...And he still has the cookie!

[dummy]

Since no one has the interest to those Cookies.

* Rick Astley Dances Into The Field!

Rick Astley Rick Roll'd Sable-Xeno
Rick Astley has the Cookie!

Rick Astley : NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

[Sable-Xeno]

Sable counters the Rickroll, with a Trololo!

(And steals the cookie, obviously.)

[Scroptels Gluzar]

*Steals cookie*

[Sable-Xeno]

Sable can not properly see the video, because He's still wearing the cone of shame from earlier,and it's blocking his view somewhat.

He steals back the cookie, and takes off said cone.

Snake: "Samus took her cone off!"

Colonel: "That's Sable, Snake."

Snake: "...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

[Scroptels Gluzar]

[spoiler]

*takes it back*[/spoiiler]

[Sable-Xeno]

...Sable is paralyzed from fear!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

Sable is paralyzed! He can't move!

"Goddamn Stadium Hax!"

Sable used Thief! Sable stole the cookie from Madotsuki!