[dummy]

ALOIYD: Oh that's it, i quit, for a while.

[Sable-Xeno]

Sable forces ALOIYD to come back in for overtime, without pay!

"Hey, I may be fictional, butmy Stamp factorial business (and it's practices) are 100% legitimate."

Sable, being the white-collor businessmon he...apparently is, takes the cookie he already had for...insurance reasons.

[dummy]

ALOIYD comes back...OVERTIME!

ALOIYD falcon punchs Sable, knocking him away from his cookie, then, ALOIYD grabs the cookie, and laughs.

[Sable-Xeno]

Sable changes the "I" in the topic title to "SABLE", making it "SABLE HAVE THE COOKIE!"

...and hpthen Alex, being a grammerphobe, changed the "HAVE" to "HAS", making it "SABLE HAS THE COOKIE!"

""Well, can't argue with the title!" Sable says, as he now has the cookie.

[Voka~Daemyn]

because food

[Sable-Xeno]

...as the new title implies, Gabe Newell has the cookie. And no, it does NOT have a Half-Life of 3.

[Voka~Daemyn]

I was hungry and plutonium sounded delicious
Klonoa had ice cream instead it seems

[Sable-Xeno]

...As the title now implies...THAT happened.

Dialga, utterly disgusted by this turn of events, reversed time to the point before Daemyn ate the cookie, giving Alex enough time to steal it.

[Voka~Daemyn]

I gave the cookie to the king of sorrow who then fed it to cursed Leorina.

[Scroptels Gluzar]

What's with the changes on the title?