[Sable-Xeno]

There, there...I know your pain...(and even if they ever DID make new games for those franchises...they'd be on the...*shudder*...XBone)

Why can't I have nice, yet unreasonable, things?

[Voka~Daemyn]

Because Reasons! "completely just copying ALOIYD for a moment"

JGAKGD   due to a memory of metal slimes.. Why can't I have metal colored coffee so that I may drink the metal slimes that trolled me so.?

[Sable-Xeno]

...because then you'd get Mercury Poisoning. And that's no good!

...why do my feet smell like chocolate?

[Voka~Daemyn]

becasue I'm eating them! "has become a black slime out of spite against slimes"

Aww but why is mercury poisonous??

[Sable-Xeno]

Because it's been too close to the sun. It's been staring at it too long, and eating it sets a bad example tonthe kids!

...was that a good enough reason?

[Scroptels Gluzar]

No, you need to make a book with 1000 pages were you explain the phenomenon with scientifically verifiable evidence and put the theory to test as many times as needed for it to be considered a scientific law that everybody can agree upon and not give a damn about.

Do I get a kiss?

[Sable-Xeno]

Yes. *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!*

...what gender is Sable?

[Scroptels Gluzar]

Let's find out

Could you tell me when you've finished?

[Sable-Xeno]

Maybe...though, I have to start it first.

...when did I start this topic?

[dummy]

...When Sable was under fire!

...Should i make a picture of Sable kicking Ridley so hard?