[Sable-Xeno]

Because shippers wanted their precious Tails x Sonic yaoi, and Sonic is too manly to be genderbent.

...but, the question is...Blaze x Jet?

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I hate Sanic Fanbase, which it results me hating Sonic himself. (yes it's real)

...Why there's too few good fighting games?

[Sable-Xeno]

...Because Sakurai ran them all out of business. He may troll us constantly, but that doesn't change the fact that MARIO x SONIC x MEGAMAN x PAC-MAN.

...Why isn't Klonoa in Smash?

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...Sakurai prefers Pacman, You ask why, Because Pacman is the worst character ever to be on Smash.

...Why didn't Sakurai choose Klonoa instead of that yellow rice ball?

[Sable-Xeno]

...because he was hungry, and he likes rice.

...your point?

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...Too bad, ALOIYD TIME!

...Should i become an assist trophy on Sm4sh?

[Sable-Xeno]

Only if you'll share that position with Isaac, pls.

Can I be a Blitzball when I grow up?

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...NO, Because being a ball is a nightmare, sooooooo, RIDLEY WILL GRAB YOU!

...being a Lucario is dangerous?

[Sable-Xeno]

...Sable has told me the only danger of being a Lucario is RABID FANGIRLS.

...is Xaldin hot?

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...NO!

...Am i slow?