[Painty]

No, But in the center of the earth a gremlin tends a happiness patch that's attached to the land directly below the land the person owns, rendering them forever intertwined.

How many licks does it take to get to the cinder-block center of a cinder-block? 

[impulse]

cien (100)

why wasnt klonoa in inception?

[Derpy Hooves]

becuase he was in inception 2

why am i awesome?

[Painty]

Because you have the traits required by law to be awesome.

Whose idea was it to put a hand emote in this forum?

[Derpy Hooves]

i dont but who ever it is i think they have a hand

why do you think you can ask questions here?

[sylith]

cus the title said so.

why cant i lift my phone that i left downstair with telekinesis?

[impulse]

i really dont get it, if you left it downstairs with telekinesis couldnt you just use that telekinesis to bring it back up?

why do we eat decomposing solid milk? (cheese)

[Derpy Hooves]

becuase you dont have the other things required to make a pizza

can u make me a pizza?

[Matiri]

No can do, I have everything but the cheese.

Am I better of buying a cow for free milk and cheese?

[Derpy Hooves]

yes a chicken is a good purchase

why do i like kfc?