[Mr.KokoPudgeFudge]

Because, as the population of people fluctuate, we increase in tandem by a thousandth of a percent of the population.

Why do people not die when snow comes?

[ThatGuy70 (Mikey)]

Because the earth is just a giant snow globe, and the glass is the ever expanding edge of the known universe. Outside it resides Shell City Gift Shop and Sundries, home of the King's Crown and other naughty nautical nuisances turned into smelly knick knacks, including Earth.

How do I make Klonoa animals real? 

[Cobra!]

Change your definition of real to mean fictional. Problem solved!

Why am I sad?

[rapappa the pepper]

'Cause you're king of sorrow!

Why can't i hide secrets and lie?

[Mr.KokoPudgeFudge]

1. Your mouth's too loose, get a zipper on that 2. God ain't havin it with your bs, and reveals your lies through the most contrived and inane comical hijinks imaginable. The solution is to just tell the truth, bro.

Is it possible to think of fr*nce without instantly puking?

[rapappa the pepper]

Yes, just think of France from another perspective!

Why is Lolo affected by a specific mirror and not any other mirror?

[ThatGuy70 (Mikey)]

Cause she cracks every other mirror she interacts with! Mira Mira was the first time she was able to see her reflection for more than two seconds. Even reflections in the water got too scared of her and ran away before she could see them.

What is purple? How could you possibly describe purple?

[Mr.KokoPudgeFudge]

Purple is the funni color of The Rascal Causing the Lolter.

How can I chop knives with a vegetable?

[rapappa the pepper]

You set the vegetables on fire, then let it melt the knife in half!

How can i resurrect cel animation in new years?

[ThatGuy70 (Mikey)]

Make your new years resolution to revive cel animation. Then spam on twitter Then keep making cel animation online and spread the good word of cel animation with your work and the awareness of other's beautiful cel animation.

Who is butter, and is it wrong to want to be them?