...okay, this is a bit much to process. But hey, I guess it's good that it's getting replies, right?
Your name is Klonoa. The first thing you do is loudly proclaim "Wahoo!", then stare blankly at the wind...and the wind stares back. It's the child of the wind, Scroptles GL! You proceed to ask Scroptels where you are, to which you get the response: "Daemyn is lost in a world of Nightmares." You ask Daemyn who he is, and why he is lost in a world of nightmares..but since HE'S LOST SOMEWHERE, HE DOESN'T RESPOND. So, Scrops answers the question: "Daemyn is not a living being" I answered, "Daemyn is a formless spectre, capable of taking any form and possessing the body and mind of anybody, he or she - whatever you want to call Daemyn - has created a world for himself which he has filled with his own nightmares.... Oh! He also likes to drink a lot of coffee too! Coffee is nice..."
You then decide to explore this world with Scroptels, in the hopes of finding Daemyn...
After a bit of traveling, you come across a peaceful town. There seems to be a statue of a goddess in the distance. Suddenly, you see that a priestess is beings attacked by ninjas! What do you do?