[Fennekin]

^{Ta dah new forum game}
Here's how it works. The above poster starts a sentence with "If life..." and continues it as a question. Then you answer that question with a dumb response, and then create your own "If life..." question for someone else to answer.

Example:
Poster 1: If life gives you lemons...
Poster 2: Make lemonade. If life gives you a car...
Poster 3: Drive it off the Earth. If life burns your house down....
Poster 4: Sue life for every penny it has. If life gives you a time machine...
And so on.

As always, forum rules still apply. Let's begin. 

If life throws you a party...

[Randomizer]

Party like there's no tomorrow. If life turns you into a magical girl...

Is that about right?

[Fennekin]

Party like there's no tomorrow. If life turns you into a magical girl...

Is that about right?

Yep! 
Not replying, just clarifying.

[A Mira-Miran]

Go moe. If life is like a box of chocolates...

[Voka~Daemyn]

Pour bitter dark chocolate syrup on top and GOURGE THEM ALL !!!! If life gives you a very short broken wooden spoon dipped in jalapeno hot sauce ...

[SyraxAxoJaxco]

Throw it away. It's broken anyway. If life gives you a real, living Pokemon/Digimon/Yokai...

[sylith]

my life will became a anime where i can call my rival "cobalt92isthebestandimanerd"

If life is just a coma...

[Voka~Daemyn]

I would become pretty angry I would also try to wake up even if that meant trying to break the fabric of whatever dream I am stuck in.
If live gives you a free saguaro cactus?

[Sable-Xeno]

Proudly display the huge monstrosity of a plant inthe front yard, and hope nobody thinks its compensation for anything...

If life gives you 10 Pence...

[Randomizer]

Sorry, but I have no idea on how to use it. If life is like a battlefield...