Quote from: Roach on August 26, 2017, 11:56:30 AM
About like a year ago, I was dreaming myself attending a Bandai Namco press conference about their upcoming games, at the end of the press conference, the host announced Klonoa 3 and showed some gameplay of the game on the stage, and I was being super excited about it.
Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream, and I got really salty about it ughh. Well I still hope that they would announce the game on E3 at some point, so yeah...
Funny you should say that. I always used to daydream that either they'd feature this promo animation of Popka and Doraemon/ Klonoa and Keroro Gunsou casually interacting with each other over a black background, or Klonoa talking to the audience about his comeback and the indescribably sad reason more games never made until this E3, in a
GOOD English voice for some reason. But I, realizing both of those ideas were stupid, decided to cast those hopes into the past and look forward to an actual announcement. You know, like the ones every other Triple A game has. A fake trailer that over-hypes the gameplay and
STORY and leaves you with no release date, so you can anxiously pace around the outside of your house wondering if you're gonna be alive when this gosh darned thing'll come out. Oh wait, people would do that even if they did show a release date. Figures.
Wait, daydreams don't count? Oh. Well, they never did.
The only Klonoa dream I've ever had was going to a store and seeing this demo station of the game. For some reason, it reminded me of the Super Monkey Ball Arcade Game, even the tv. The game had really colorful and abstract aesthetics like Super Monkey Ball, but Klonoa was platforming through them like Epic Mickey or something. There was this upbeat, low-toned announcer, like one you'd find in a Nintendo game. Below the tv, there was this bright, yellow, semi transparent plastic counter with small, colorful, abstract figurines kinda like the capturing statue from Skylanders. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if that was a Klonoa game anymore. It could of been that thing that happens in dreams when you see something but your dream mindset forces you to think it's something else... That happens to other people too, right?
You realize that these are all going to happen in real life, don't you? Don't question it, it's science. And yes, everything in this thread. And every future one. Even if they contradict each other. Again, don't question it.