Ah, I knew they were actual messages. Now, we just need someone to uncover every single one of them for no pay. With that being said, I'm just gonna plaster this onto this invisible brick wall.
(plasters old Western-style WANTED poster onto invisible brick wall)
WANTED
ENCRYPTED HIDDEN MESSAGES IN EVERY KLONOA GAME
FOR THE CAPTURE OF THEIR TRANSLATIONS:
VERBAL APPRECIATION FROM THE ENTIRE KLONOA FANBASE AND NOT MONEY
FOR UNCOVERING THE RELEASE DATE OF KLONOA 3, CAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY PUT IT THERE:
COUPONS FOR FREE FISH TACOS AT WAHOO'S
(that makes up for the no money, right?)