*ahem*
Thank you for joining us here on this momentous occasion - unofficially of course - to commemorate the milestone of 100 000(ish) page views on this very thread!
*applause*
Since the dawn of humankind there has been a pervasive striving for success that has seen innovations that have shaped the course of history. However, I think we've finally reached the pinnacle of human endeavour, don't you agree? *universal nodding* We've passed a milestone, and I think that deserves some applause!
*wild applause*
Anyway, I won't keep you waiting too long! please put your hands together for our supreme leader, for some celebratory remarks...
