Hello, fellow board members, and welcome to...
CORRUPT! A! WISH!
For those unfamiliar with Corrupt-a-wish, the rules are simple:
one user makes a wish, and then the next user tries to corrupt it, then makes a wish for the next user to corrupt, and so on.
(Example) User1:"I wish Klonoa 3 came out already." User2: "Granted, but it's only playable on the Virtual Console. I wish..." and so on.
I'll start it off: I wish I had a copy of Smash Bros. for WiiU.