[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! He is now re-named Quickman. And now there are two Quickmen.

...I wish I could've thought of a better corruption than that.

[dummy]

...Granted, but you'll bring a worse corruption!

I wish Ryu Hoshi weren't too slow.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! He's now so fast, he runs off the edge of the stage.

I wish the Forums wouldn't go down for so long ever again.

[dummy]

Granted! Aura will put you in Cursed, if that happens.

I wish the forum weren't MANY MANY MANY....

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted, now they're...just a few.

I wish @Aura-Senpai noticed me.

[dummy]

Granted? She'll ban you soon, i ain't sure, but corruption is corruption!

I wish @salehmo2000 's username weren't a robotic name.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted, it's now super-duper long, like Youdon'tKnowWhoIam/KlonoaWahooWind2010's.

...I wish MarioKart8 had some Kirby/Pokemon DLC.

[dummy]

Granted! However, Kirby will swallow all the powerups, making the game unfair! AND, You can't play as Kirby.
While Pokemon will only have Sable, eating all the racers!
...I wish Meta Knight weren't like "UAH!"

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! He now says "Fight meh!" Every five seconds...even when the game is off.

...I wish I was an Air Bender.

[dummy]

Granted! However, You won't be able to beat DK, not even being able to defeat a Sandbag.

I wish Captain Falcon says "SHOW ME YER MOVES" everytime.