[dummy]

Not Granted, because my wishes are blue.

I don't wish anything currently, Take my place, Next poster.

[SurrealBrain]

You chose not to wish, so it's uncorruptible.

I wish I had a time machine, mostly to get the Darkwing Duck: Dangerously Definitive Edition omnibus collection.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted. However, it is the Epoch...without wings. Which wouldn't be a problem, if I didn't put it at the bottom of the ocean. Oops.

I wish...Darai could work at his new job AND stay on here.

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. He's constantly snapping at the users due to constant stress.

I wish mail came in on Sundays.

[Voka~Daemyn]

It does... but by pelicans and owls.

I wish to relieve my mind of conflicting thoughts

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. Now you have no brain whatsoever.

I wish my favorite characters were made into high-quality plushies.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted...except, I have no idea what you're favorite characters are, so here's a high-quality plushie of Jar-Jar Binks! (I COULD have assumed it was Rocket Raccoon, but...eh.)

I wish I was Sable, the Lucario! (THIS should be fun...)

[ThatGuy70 (Mikey)]

Granted. Buuuuuut, you have the mind of a wild animal. You won't be able to appreciate beauty, talk in English, or comprehend the powers of spice garden tips.
I wish I knew how to cook.

[Voka~Daemyn]

Granted but it is all pufferfish octopus and other similar dishes.

I want an easily modifiable PC version of the PS1 Klonoa door to Phantomile or maybe just any really good Klonoa game in general.

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. The modding tools only have the most basic of functions.

If they make a Marvel Vs. Capcom 4, then I wish Jaxxon from the Marvel Star Wars comics would appear in it.