[SurrealBrain]

Granted. Now you can't change your sleep schedule even when it's absolutely necessary that you do.

I wish I had an Amitie plush.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! Though, it's carnival prize-quality, so it falls apart either immediately...or contains a fabric to which you're allergic to. Allergic to peanuts? It's probably stuffed with 'em.

I wish i wish I were a squid now.

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. You're a squid. But you don't have any water nearby, and it's not long before you meet a gruesome fate.

I wish I could replace my broken laptop. I'm tired of using what I've been using.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! Here's a brand new Zune.

I wish Splatoon could get some Jet Set Radio DLC.

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. It's really glitchy, and Nintendo doesn't bother to patch it.

I wish I had a real, legit Gold Mario amiibo. I got lucky with the silver one.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! Though, upon further inspection, the Amiibo is actually made of Pyrite.

I wish I didn't have a stomacheache so late at night...

[Dish]

you no longer get Stomachaches at night but instead get crippling migraines!


i wish i was better at Super Smash Brothers...

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! However, you now suck at Cave Story.

I wish I had a Pangoro plushie.

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. It falls apart so fast you don't even get a chance to hug it.

I wish they finally made legit DVDs of the Star Wars Holiday Special. All copies that currently exist are bootlegs.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! They all come with extended scenes of...well, actually, the movie being longer in general is...

Honestly, just granting that wish seems like a corruption in and of itself. No offence...Okay, how about...the disk burns up immediately upon being watched, and is no longer usable afterwards?

I wish I could have a copy of Little Tail Concerto.