[Painty]

Because you've fallen for the trap of evil greedy corporate businesspeople who seek nothing but power and the suffering of others.

Am I creepy?

[Derpy Hooves]

maybe tomorrow i will go to lunch with u

why am i so pretty?

[Painty]

maybe tomorrow i will go to lunch with u

daw, thanks

I always go for a great personality, and looks don't hurt either~

How often do we actually talk about Klonoa in this Klonoa Kollective? (K's for emphasis)

[Derpy Hooves]

i do enjoy physics

How often do we talk about klonoa here?

[impulse]

*evasive answer*

How often do we talk about klonoa here?

[Painty]

According to my calculations, there's a negative infinity percent chance that the answer is approximately... *thinking sounds*...

...

never


How much do we NOT talk about Klonoa? Eh? See what I did there? Wait, isn't that two questions?...

[Derpy Hooves]

i sadi i enjoy physics stop asking me

do u have pie?

[Painty]

No, but I'm sure if you ask nicely to the @GuyWithThePie, he'll gladly share with you from his secret stash. It's not
like, *I* have a secret stash or anything, I mean come on, that's... that's...

How much does a question mark cost? In yen.

Mmmm... Ala mode...

[Derpy Hooves]

more then you have in your wallet


why is klonoa red in this emote  ?

[Painty]

Let's see... he seems to be questioning something... he's red... nope, does not compute, can't answer. How 'bout we just say he's wondering why he's red himself, just as a placeholder for a real answer.

How do you know what's in my wallet?